When you miss the ice cream truck:
When you close the wrong tab:
When someone tells you they had a dream and you were in it:
When someone spits while they’re talking, one drop always feels like:
When someone posts an ugly picture of you:
When you get a random pebble in your shoe:
When your parents make a reference to having sex:
When you wait in the car by yourself and everyone outside becomes a rapist:
When you go to a party that has free food:
When you’re singing alone and someone walks in the room:
When you hear the theme song to your favorite show:
When someone says all the pizza is gone, but then there’s one more slice:
When you realize you just said something stupid:
When you’re suddenly left alone with someone you just met:
When your friend has gum:
When something falls in your room in the middle of the night:
When someone says, “Think fast!”
When you’re wearing socks and step in something wet:
When your parents don’t like what you’re wearing:
When you take pics with your best friend:
When you pass by school or work on the weekend:
When someone you just met wants a hug:
When you try to wink seductively:
When you smell food cooking in the kitchen:
When someone near you mentions your favorite band:
When you’re walking home at night and you hear a noise:
When your friend has a sunburn:
That stage in a friendship when you can finally start insulting them:
When someone tries to talk to you in the morning:
When you see a picture of a cockroach:
When someone asks for a bite of your food:
When you were a kid and opened a present with clothes in it:
When you walk into McDonald’s with more than five dollars:
When you go the doctor and the nurse walks in with your flu shot:
When you walk into the bathroom and the toilet isn’t flushed:
When the person you like asks you who you like:
When you hear the words, “dinner is ready”:
When a baby is staring at you and the parents aren’t looking:
When people are arguing and try to pull you into the conversation:
When your mom tries to dance:
When you dislike someone so much their name angers you:
When you put your camera on self-timer:
When your teacher says, “Pop quiz!”
When you drop your food:
im all like
Then when i try to reblog something
Then im like
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